ITV’s Take Me Out Seeking Bartender Contestants

Make a fool of yourself on TV, possibly get laid.

Purveyor of quality light entertainment, ITV, have been in touch with BarLifeUK. Recognising bartenders to be gregarious, attractive types, they would like some to feature on the next series of their dating show Take Me Out.

BarLifeUK have no idea what this entails because we only watch nature documentaries and the free Adult Channel porn clips at midnight, but we assume you will need to wear tight clothes and have stupid hair.

If you would like to get involved, email Freemantle Media on the appropriate address below, knowing that should you be successful, your parents will be proud.

Apply to appear on Take Me Out