Forensic Artist Puts a Face to Crystal Head’s Skull

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and I’ve got no skin.

Crystal Head Vodka presents its product in what is arguably the coolest bottle on the market.

One found its way into the studio of a forensic artist, the sort of person who recreates caveman faces from bone fragments, who gave it similar treatment.

We were hoping Dan Aykroyd’s visage would appear from within the clay, but no such luck.

You can view the predictably creepy result of the reconstruction here.