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Nick Van Tiel’s Free NZ Download for Charity

Well Van Tiel’s skills don’t end at his ability to make awesome drinks the man is also a dab hand behind the decks (do they still call them that?).

Gratuitous 'hot girl with guitar shot' No.1

Music Playlist Feature – Killer Riffs

Turn your bar into Mojo for the night with a Spotify playlist of killer riffs

My wife has gone on holiday...

Under the radar in 2010: Top tunes you might have missed

The biggest-selling tunes of 2010 were, by and large, rubbish. These weren’t big sellers, but they were aces…

Now that's hair

Music Playlist Feature: Northern Soul

Party season is upon us, and the punters want to dance. Forget crunk, grime and X Factor failures… Give em’ some Northern Soul

nuff said

Music Playlist Feature – Funk Juice

“Funky” is a description of the music made by LSD-addled space-dudes who wear boots so towering they’d make a steeplejack puke from acrophobia, and whose trousers are tight, sparkly and bulge alarmingly at the crotch.

We love scat... the good kind.

Music Playlist Feature – Sunday and All That jazz

You don’t want your clientele suffering from the aural equivalent of ice cream headaches, so make sure there are soul-warming standards in the mix, along with some friendly modern sounds.

I was searching for a 'mutton dressed as lamb' picture. Not quite what I had in mind, but too good to ignore.

Music Playlist Feature – One Last Hurrah?!

“Oh, no! Four-o!” “18 with 22 years’ experience.” “Life begins at…” It’s no wonder people feel blue on their 40th birthdays, the messages on the greetings cards are real pissers.

Funny Caption

Playlist Feature – Greatest Bits: Teenage Fanclub

They’re Teenage Fanclub, a band of such excellence that even their patchiest work micturates from high altitude on to the current batch of axe-and-drum twerps

Yeah, ok. This may not be a typical beer garden, but it was a good night, take it from me.

Feel Good Hits for the Summer

Sun, booze and music go together like rum, lime and sugar. Daniel Selwood provides a musical garnish for Summer nights on the sauce.

Louis in action at Turnmills

Weekend Warriors: Louis W

In the first of an occasional series, BarLifeUK meets one of the many part-time mix-masters who are filling bar dance floors across the nation every weekend.

This is NOT rock

Hellbent For Leather

Your thumb should be facing away from you, as if you were offering the Black Power salute. Now fully extend your little finger and index finger, to give the impression of your fist having horns

This is the most expensive image we've bought so far. It was worth every penny...

Gettin’ Jiggy With It

Daniel Selwood confirms what we have long suspected… He’s a bit of a perv.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle..... press!

The Politics of Dancing

Margaret Thatcher, the Falklands war, Dynasty, bleached fringes, the IRA, yuppies, the Chernobyl disaster, MTV, shoulder pads, the miners’ strike, Aids, Ben Elton: the Eighties were horrible.

Want this man in your bar? No? Better sort your tunes out then.

Anti Twat Music

If you want to make good pop selections with ease, you’ll need to first make a sacrifice. Give up three hours of your (spare) time on a Sunday afternoon and listen, really listen, to the Radio 1 chart show. It won’t be easy, and it won’t be pleasant…

Go on son. Get involved...

The Whiff of Cheese

There are only two kinds of tunes: belters and duffers. What the legendary Gram Parsons said about country music is applicable to all melodic sound: “It’s music; either it’s good or it’s bad; either you like it or you don’t.”

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