Hey old timer – Shut up

By / 7 years ago / Gooch Blog / 2 Comments

Allow me to start this rant with a thank you.

This is his shaker face. And his 'just done an absinthe layback' face. And his 'Can you change my bag please' face

A thank you to all of the old guard for what they have done for our industry: From the early days of expanding the popularity of quality spirits and cocktails, for working tirelessly to educate and train up and coming bartenders, and for making the bartending profession a respected one.

With that said, I would like to say to a small but growing section of the old guard – Shut The F**k Up!

Over the past 12 months it seems that more and more of our industry’s well respected and well loved characters have been busy spending their time telling us all how lucky we are and how good we have it. If I wanted to hear that I’d visit my Grandpa – quite frankly I expect better from people that have been there and done it.

You’ve told us all how lucky we are, now let me take this opportunity to put the record straight. Seeing as how most people who have been saying this haven’t pulled a back-to-back double shift weekend behind a bar in the last 10 years, maybe they too will learn something about the life of a modern day bartender.

Yes we do have access to more training and knowledge than you ever had, and yes we are very grateful to be able to learn as much as we can so easily.

However firstly let’s not forget that most of this training is being paid for by the World’s drinks companies, and has given several of you folks a very nicely paid job in the twilight of your bartending careers.

Secondly, with training comes expectation and whilst it is true that a very good level of knowledge is now much easier to come by than in days of yore, it is also true that to stand out from the pack from a knowledge point of view is harder than ever before. How do we do this? By reading, by asking, by experimenting, by doing what you all did back in the day to stand out from your peers.

Yes the consumer is more knowledgeable than ever before. Yes you were instrumental in helping that happen.

You know what though folks, you created a fucking monster. Like a football supporter on the terraces knows how to manage the team better than the manager thanks to the non-stop flow of data coming their way, now our customers think they know more about cocktails than we do.

Just as a football fan doesn’t know more about managing a team than Fabio Capello…. (okay bad example)… Alex Ferguson – Dave and Sandra probably don’t know more about how an Aviation is made than a top bartender (‘not like that it’s got Jager in it, I read it on the internet!’).

Yes we do have more products behind the bar than ever before giving us access to more cocktails and creations.

You know what though? More spirits means more cocktails being created which means a whole lot more recipes to remember – not just the classics of your day, but modern classic and the drinks you lot all invented plus our own concoctions.

It also means a whole lot more crap brands to get onto our lists because the owners have done a deal with certain brand owners. To top it off, all those brands on our back bar need a basic understanding by us lot in front of them, which means more of that much loved knowledge to store in our Playstation-addled brains.

Yes there are more opportunities for us, more competitions with better prizes and general goodies being thrown our way.

Thanks for that – I didn’t say you were all bad!

It has also warmed the tiny cockles (I said cockles stop that giggling on the back row) of my heart to see that more than one of the old guard have stood up for us recently, seemingly noticing the nonsense some of their peers have been knobbing on about. Namely, thank you Gaz Regan with your Bar-Tweenies article for the San Francisco Chronicle and Naren Young in Australian Bartender Mag and www.4bars.com.au.

Both were spot on in their view that whilst we don’t have it necessarily easier than those before us some in our industry do look at their bartending careers as if they were an inspiring pop act on X Factor.

It takes time and dedication to reach the dizzying heights that both of these guys have achieved and there is no such thing as a quick fix. True bartenders completely understand this and as we do not judge all our predecessors by the examples of certain money grabbing dicks, we would appreciate not all being judged by some fly by night young cock jockeys as Gaz and Naren have managed to do.

Finally, no we don’t all wear waistcoats and greet every customer with a bow and a ‘good evening sir and madam I take it your day was pleasant’.

But then again we don’t use lime cordial and get to work on a horse – times change. We will greet our customers as the bar dictates – always politely, always graciously but not always like we have a plum inserted in our rectum.

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The Gooch

BarLifeUK's version of The Stig. Who is he? We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

2 Comments

  • Guerrilla Bartending13. Jan, 2011

    Great post, boycott awards awarded to the same people evey year… come on stop the self congratulating.

    GB

  • gaz regan14. Jan, 2011

    Thanks for the kind words here,Gooch, and thanks for posting your thoughts, too. You make some very valid points, some of which I admit to have not given a great deal of thought. Some of the stuff that you hear from old farts like myself, though, is well intentioned.

    In 2006 (or 2007) I attended the London Bar Show for the first time, and when I saw what was happening, how passionate the bartenders were, and how supportive the spirits companies were, I said to myself (and to Dale DeGroff) “It’s finally happened. We’d better make sure that this lives on for a long time.”

    The biggest problem I saw at that time was “how could bartenders make enough money for the job to be considered a career as opposed to a part-time gig?”

    Fact is that you guys, and the spirits companies, seem to have sorted all that out, so that’s a good thing.

    Sometimes, though, when we old farts harp on about how things were when we were behind the stick, our intention is to make sure that it never goes back to the way it was.

    I’m not really worried about that now, but please know that sometimes our harping on(and although I embrace the innovation of your generation, I’m sometimes guilty of this too) is well-intentioned.

    Keep up the good work,Gooch. I look forward to hearing more from you.

    With Lotsa Love from gaz regan

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